choice, i probably at my age at that time, oh, well there won't be any quality of life. well, the truth is, if i would have done that, my quality of life would have been much, much lower. i learned more from her and from him than any professor than i ever could >> greg: welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. in for powers. let's go to andy leavy for a pre-game report. what's coming up, old sport? >> our top story, a 14-year-old iowa boy forfeits a wrestling match rather than going up against a girl. and allowing smoking in bars and restaurants in kentucky. we will have the full coverage. >> and what was it like when greg, bill and i went to c-pac?

we don't remember, so we will find out with you. >> straight gangsta. >> no labels, greg. >> your faith is a bible of pain. >> i apologize for nothing. >> let's welcome our guests. she's as adorable as a leprechaun choking to death, brooke goldstein, the founder of the children's right institute, obviously a front and director of the law fair project. if beauty were a bagel, she would be toasted. she's so hot, she's also mistaken by a space heater by the elderly, s.e. cupp. on glennbeck.com. he earned his degree in vagrancy, bill schultz. and he's back, gregg jarrett. and he's morally blind and losing his mind. good to see you again.

a dairy cooperate 95 coastal maine that produces, slow, pasteurized organic milk is struggling to find customers. not sure what this organic guff is, but it does contain human organs, then i find it disgusting -- >> greg: may i ask you? why don't you get rid of the popcorn sitting in your mouth for the past week. >> oh, my! here's the problem, greg. don't have teeth. yes, very hard to digest when i don't have a lower intestine. >> greg: that's true. >> open your eyes. >> impossible to floss. >> you added a syllable to impossible. >> greg: i know. i was highway patrolling no one would notice. >> well, i did and i don't have ears. i would like to continue. we vey banter. rather than pin her, he let her be the winner. i speak of sophomore wrestler

joel northrop who was set to combeat against a girl -- yes, a girl in the first round and he wouldn't. so the freshman, who was one of the first two girls ever to make the state tournament, won by default. in a statement explaining it, northrop said, quote, wrestling is a combat sport and it can get violent at times. as a matter of conscious and my faith, i dont believe it is appropriate for a boy to engage a girl in this manner. the girl lost her next two matches to boys, of course and was eliminated. she's now the president of hawaii. that's what happens. anyway, joel is considering a new sport, laser pointer tadpole. [sound effects]

>> yes! i gotta -- i gotta tell you, that is better than wrestling. cat laser pointer. but his response was incredibly eloquent, which lead me to believe he didn't write it -- >> he had a publicist. >> i remember that phrase that you gave the fraternity pin in college to a sorority girl i. you're old. >> thank you. >> she's got a tattoo on her left leg. let's get a close-up of that, please. >> greg: we have seen it many times, often in the air, mind you. >> k.c., i really have to say, in all seriousness, these kids are -- they respect each other. and their religions and their points of view. and they were very nice about it. i think it's great. >> greg: yeah. here's the thing. look, i'm total wethis guy, brooke. but i think he knew he was damned either way. if he beat the girl, he beat a

girl i. could you use a different term? >> greg: okay, if he won, that would be bad. >> better! >> greg: if he lost, that would be better. >> better. >> i think he was afraid of losing. you're right. have you to respect his decision. he said it was because of his religion, i am not sure what religion -- >> it's called being a good guy religion. >> the average 112-poind pound boy is going to beat the average 112-pound girl. but they are athletes. i think it might have been a fair fight. i really support this girl. what she is doing is amazing. >> greg: i don't know. i think it's ridiculous. why must the sexes compete in everything? >> first of all, i love this guy. bravo to you. >> why are girls always trying to compete against guys? we're different! i cannot do can do and believe me, you cannot do what i can do.

>> i can! >> as the offspring said, we have to keep them separated. >> gregg, you played girls field hoc nehigh school and lettered in it in college, so you can empathize with this young woman. >> i quit sophomore year because of the draft, due to the skirts. >> and you also got pregnant. >> well, they let you play with that. i went to a very skanky college. there is a third factor to consider here besides -- well, no, no. >> back to the story. >> sorry. there is a third factor to consider here. not the religion, it's the religion of -- these are tight suits and i might get aroused. >> greg: no, no, no. >> i knew that was going to come up! >> greg: this is the one thing that doesn't come up in any story. he's a high school kid and what high school kid -- that's going to cross your mind. it's a contact sport. you could go to a chalkboard in

poly-sci and things things can . >> have you no control. >> that's a good point. >> ah, well said. >> brooke, i hate that you are for her. >> why? if i had the ability to engage in a wrestling match at that age, i would do t. but i'm not. >> i will wrestle you right now. >> [overlapping dialogue] >> do you ever lose on purpose? >> greg: let's move to the greg-alogue. a rake of reason in a shed of stupidity. greg-alogue... >> so we have seen a lot of protests lately, some are monumental and moving, others are sillier than geese. in america, for example, chuckle faces with signs are delivering outraining to their adversaries home. protesters went to a developer's house to peacefully annoy him because he tried to bring a wal-mart to town. yeah this, jerk wanted to bring

jobs and revenue to a tough economy and he gets a bunch of tools on his patch, singing kumbayah. then there is the mob at wisconsin governor's home. scott walker's sin? getting teachers to accept the same financial reality as the rest of us. so they went to his house. obama call its an assault on the unions? and where are the -- [inaudible] they are like jerry at the end of fargo, desperately crawling out of windows. and then the protesters at john boehner's apartment, to ban needle exchange, curtail abortion and other stuff. i bet they smelled great. the lefty protests reflect a new aggressive activism, which is funny because it's in direct opposition to the president's new tone that they claimed they would embrace. but we knew it only applied to

their enemies, which is fine, if the protesters agree to post their addresses on the web. then we drop by their place while theyor the pot. but we won't. we are too damn polite and we have jobs. if you disagree with me, then you are worse than nir rosen. greg-alogue. >> bill, people often protest in your home, but that's because your home is a park. >> yeah, technically, i squat there and i squat a lot after burritos. >> greg: don't you think if you go to far when you show up at somebody's place or on the street and disrupt traffic and bother their families? >> it was annoying for sure. loud. was it viulent? not even close. and this isn't silly. you might not agree with t. but these people, as far as boehner's concern, they are saying he doesn't know how to run their city. the people in wisconsin, they want to cut collective barg abeing. but whether you disagree with

them, i can understand why they are upset and i have forgotten about the other protempt but it's weight e. these people have done nothing wrong. even our own -- what it was? the f-box business guy -- he said apart from that one annoying guy on the tape, the rest of it was peaceful. >> greg: but i think matt wells summed it up perfectly. he said our tax dollars exist to make public sector unions happy. isn't that what we are seeing? people throwing a tantrum and going to other people's homes? >> absolutely! it's one thing to go to the capital, but we are also forgetting about the school children. schools are closessed now for three days, so a child cannot get an education because you want to keep your precious pension, which they are only asking contributions that are half what have they are in the private sector. it'sabom nibble -- it'sabominnable. but in belgium, they protested

by getting naked. they haven't had a government in 249 days, think about that. >> i am thinking about that, those belgian men are hot. that's not a good point. >> be glad they are keeping their clothes on. >> what do you think of the so-called new tone? >> no, this is democracy at work, i love it. i think it's great to watch. >> the first amendment, right to assemble, right to free speech. i think it's going to end badly for president obama if he continues to interfere. and he has a serious constitutional problem. tomorrow, iville a common-law lawyer on who will talk about that. i was impressed by scott walker. >> he has major i. yeah. and as he points out, these are reasonable requests, especially about the union. my sister's a teacher and she was looking at it saying, i will take it. in california, she would be happy with those concessions. >> and with constant 7%

unemployment. >> i had teachers until eighth grade. all right, they let guthrough to eighth grade. you didn't work your way through. >> either way. i knew the system. >> what's your take? >> i agree. i think this is the first amendment right to free assembly. you can't legislate good behavior. there is no time, place and manner restrictions to protest outside of a public official's home. it is completely lawful, whether we agree with the politics, that's a whole other story. >> greg: what we are seeing in wisconsin, i said this four months ago in greg-alogue, but i said it would happen in california. it's happening in greece. it's happening here. you are taking candy away from the baby and the baby's addicted to the candy. we were talking about the interview on espn on your world... this is great, a great moment. take it away. >> that's mine! that's mine. >> to be honest with you, most

of the protesters, despite this gentleman here, most of the people have been fairly reasoned, calm and willing to talk because as you know -- we have done our best to give everybody a voice here. >> fox lies! fox lies! fox lies! fox lies! >> all right. >> very good. that's the only two words he apparently knows. >> that's all can i do. >> what make this is special, bill, i have to say, is the fashion sense. without the blue cap -- >> you are issued a blue cap the moment you enter wisconsin. i loved in twin rivers. high works in the local dairy queen, has a tick. you can go to order anything and he says "fox lies!" constantly. >> greg: here's a scary thought. we haven't seen counter protests like the tea partyers. they know they did their thing

-- >> no, they are going over there tomorrow. >> yeah, yeah. >> i think the sound of the silent majority so far will be deafening tomorrow. they will be holding supporting protests, supporting of the governor and what he's doing. we are going to be covering it. i invite people to tune in. >> i will be in my bed, eating ben & jerry's. >> is that a water bed? >> we know what happens. >> it's circular. i can't believe you are pretending not to know that, after that weekend we shared in the blizzard. from acting like pigs to voting for cigs, they would be stoked if you lit you were a smoke. campbell county, kentucky, who bucked a nationwide trend for allowing smoking inside bars. the county fiscal court voted 3-1 against the ban, which they said would erode individual and business liberties, many in the crowd applauded the vote, saying they don't believe the studies about the dangerous of second-hand smoke, with one

comparing people who favor banning smoking to hitler -- there is always one of them. another citizen wore a white lab coat and called himself a doctor of liberty, saying i have taken the pulse of liberty and it's very, very strong. strong, indeed, you strange man. dithat once for a whole year. i wonder what "red eye" super fan has to say about this. i hope he's feeling well. >> i prefer silent movies, strong female heroinin characters, much like a bridget fonda type. >> amazing. >> i have to say -- yes. brooke, you're a lawyer, i believe i. don't hold it against her. >> we have a couple of lawyers. >> how long before the county gets sued by an angry nonsmoker? >> it is not going to happen. i mean, i don't think this is a liberty issue. it's a health issue. it is a matter of preference. i am in favor of smoking bans --

>> you are worse than hitler. >> that's just ignorant. >> come on! >> greg: i have been saying it for three years, saying you are worse than hitler, that's kinda my thing. >> at the risk of being didaktic, we don't have a constitutional right to kill others. >> you are not using words like didaktic on this show. talk in one or two syllable words so the whole show can understand. >> greg: thank you for standing up. i can't believe she did that. >> no, that's it. >> greg: should campbell county win the nobel prize for this heroic act? >> i'm in favor of smokers. i walk up 47th street every day, just so i can inhale. i am in favor of smoking as long as it makes you feel good and it offends people. that's my position. >> greg: everybody talks about the domino effect in south

america t. happened at home when i was playing dominoes. is there a domino effect here with cigarettes? if this county stands up and takes a stand, will other counties follow? >> i don't think so. kentucky is unique. you don't have advanced smoking. this is bound to happen. but i don't think we hope for california to reverse its courts. >> greg: i was thinking, bill, you and i should to a roads trip to campbell county. but they would like you more than you think and they would -- it would owned badly. >> i like being liked. >> but not the way you like. >> it doesn't happen that often. >> greg: a suggestion for the tourism bureau -- come for the bourbon, stay for the smoking. coming up, well, he was abducted by aliens to live a live of enslavement on a far-away planet, gregg jarrett tells us about a weird dream he had.

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>> greg: can a foot in the ass get you removed from class? a kick me sign resulted in a two-day suspension. the offending note was nothing more than a post-it and the word following it became please. but there was a zero-tolerance policy regarding bullying. but the "new york post" was quoted, the suspended boy teases you or says he's going to start hitting you or never does. reminds me of me back in the today and today, as a matter of

fact. for reaction, let's go to media critic to see where his head's at, regarding this story. >> it's official, "red eye" is awesome. i overheard you say, this is a two-cat-heavy show. i will pretend that didn't happen. too severe or not severe enough? >> well, look, i mean, you know, because of new tone, if anyone gets kicked from here on out, ever, this kid can be blamed. >> greg: yes, that's true. >> i will be holding this kid responsible. frankly, i'm surprised he wasn't arrested for attempted assault. that's how crazy we have gotten. >> so the stick or your back -- >> greg: are we building a nation of wusses? >> yes, we are. i used to do this to my wife and

kids. some of the stuff i did was worse. >> greg: brooke i. we are blase at fox. >> who can you sue for wrongful suspension? >> i don't know. i think they should be protesting outside the elementary school. but i wouldn't be where i was today if i didn't get bullied on the school yard. it is an amorphis term. if you are going to kick people out of school, okay? there has to be a clear definition. it seems as though this school is kicking people out for doing random things like stickers on the back -- >> greg: spit balls and things like that. i would carve kick me in your face with a pen knife. you can address this story, objectively? >> our makeup artist hates you for that. this kid's got the right idea. i used to do that all the time and nothing bad happened to me. have you to use a post-it. you put it under their seat right before they sit down and then it's on the buttocks.

the problem was on the back. kids, how many times have i told you -- on the buttocks, on the back? >> greg: by the way, that's your logic for everybody everything. how old school is the -- is the kick-me sign? they were doing that in little rascals. how does this still exist? i thought people stopped doing this back in the 70s. >> yeah. >> greg: you have a comment? email us. or leave a voicemail. still to encourage the half-time report.

>> let's find out if we have done anything wrong so far. i hear radiohead's new album dropped today. what's it like? >> it's called the king of lynns. and it is everything you would expect, it's electronic in a completely naturalistic way. it's wildly experimental, but feels soothingly familiar, and it's full of raw emotion in a way that makes you think. it is full of songs that demand

you pay attention. it's other triumph for the world's greatest rock band and a sign post to the future of music. >> greg: wow! how many times have you listened to it? >> i haven't listened to it. not necessary. >> greg: i get the impression by listening to it, you detract from its beauty, better not to listen to. >> it everything radiohead does is crafted to perfection. don't take the chance you might ruin it by listening to it. >> greg: i know i listen to them with the sound completely off. it's my way of protecting their art from my sophomoric sensibilities. >> and the band things you for that. >> greg: see you later. >> okay. iowa boy refuses to wrestle girl. when tiny greg said he didn't think the kid rose to his own statement because it was really eloquent, you suggested he had a publicist. like a publicist has written anything eloquent. >> sorry for your loss, andy.

>> thank you. i have no idea what that means. >> greg: i have no idea what you just said. >> i'll just move on. dude, we'll act like it never happened. >> greg: okay. andy has a habit of saying that a lot. saturday morning. >> usually it involves an exchange of money, though. brooke, you were unclear why the said it went against his religion. his dad is a minister in the believers in fellowship that believes young men and women shouldn't touch in an unfamiliar manner. >> now i know. >> i usually touch women in a familiar manner. >> don't usually make up words like unfamiliar. >> why enter into a wrestling match that he knows girls compete in? >> it's the playoffs, though. >> yeah. he made -- it was a state championships and he happened in the draw -- >> the answer is drawing the girl, his chances of drawing the girl were remote.

>> you said there was a factor that nobody was talking about -- that the boy was afraid of getting an erection. why are you assuming he was straight? homophobe? >> why are we going there? >> he's allowed to touch boys in inappropriate ways. >> i'm guessing that all wrestlers. >> i'm just asking questions. >> you are questioning boldly. >> s.c., you said the offspring said keep 'em separated, that was a condemnation of gang violence. >> no. i didn't. >> you look like you are going to johnny cash night at a lesbian bar. >> earlier today, i was told i look like a gay bouncer. >> i have to say, full disclosure, that was a joan rivers line. >> a nice gay bouncer. >> aren't they all? greg-alogue, protesting people's homes. s.c., you said be glad this wasn't belgium because they are protesting make it and without a

government for 249 days. but it's probably 250. but why do you say this like a bad thing? i have a new-found respect for the belgians and i invite all of my fellow libertarians to move. >> if you don't care enough about your country to flauntue know, the lack of government by stripping naked, you allow 249 days, 250 days to go by, you don't serve a country. call yourself part of france. >> i don't understand. >> well, you wouldn't. [chuckles] >> no government, walk around naked -- hey, sounds great. >> sounds amazing, actually. >> tell me more about the hot new club named bruge. >> it's with nine us. >> and he and the rubber ducky have no intepgz of abdicating the throne. >> dammit. >> i feel like protests in

wisconsin are an excuse to bring out the hackie sack. >> madison is the home of the hackie sack. >> absolutely. >> when you turn 15, it is mandatory that you take hackie sack lessons. >> it's like a wisconsin bar mitzvah. kentucky county lifts bab ban on smoking in bars and restaurants. tiny greg, you said the campbell county fiscical court -- whatever that is -- the kentucky 61 -- kentucky constitution gave the body to the government. >> there is not much difference between tiny greg and big greg. >> there is a huge difference. trust me on that one. >> greg: it was a cold winter, gregg. >> ooh. >> brooke, you said you don't have a constitutional right to kill yourself and inconvenience others. >> that's what i am saying, it's

a preference. and if they want to allow smoking in public places, so be it. i am just not going to go there. >> i guess they are really going to miss them -- >> i am going to miss them. >> you were thinking about getting a condo there. >> oh, yeah! >> yeah. >> they lost out on that. >> s.c., i think you hit the truth. a burden of a ban on smoking. >> and they grow tobacco. that was the point i was trying to make. this is a cottage industry to these people. >> and thoroughbred horses. >> quickly, fourth grader suspend for putting kick-me sign on a classmate -- first of all, so unoriginal. come on. >> so innocent. >> it is not bullying. >> it's been done. >> you know he had overalls with one of those pea shooters in the back. >> flock car racing after school. >> i like this kid. >> i mean it. >> you identify.

>> he's a throw-back. >> he's a throw-back. he's old-school stuff. >> yes. >> he stole the kids marbles, see. [chuckles] >> ah, gee. that's it? >> i'm told i have to go. >> greg: all right. go away. so last week, i told you how much i enjoyed caressing the elbows of rotund carpenters and i do. but i also love cherries, so i am excited about my final bid for artwork, which is called david gregory's hair. john from valencia offered $2,000. i will be adding an additional unicorn with our autographs. since nobody beat john's kid, he will write a check for the wounded warriors project to help out injured vets. now it's time for the new art. this is a piece i drew of my

imaginary childhood, in which little greg was raised by fabulous unicorns. >> call this, how i wish my life was and not the way it really was -- it sucks. email your bid. one note, garret wilson offered $500 for the drawing, provided i convince s.c. to go out with him. dude, give me $250 cash and i will make it happen. and the auction is not about charity, it's about me being awesome. >> it is going to be a long wait. >> coming up, are poor people just a burden on society? brooke goldstein on her new book -- poor people are just a burd own society. truly a monster. but it's deepak on crack. "red eye" gives a speech, the segment that no one is talking

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>> less weekend, we ventured to the conservative political action conference in washington, d.c., where we spoke to a soldout auditorium with hot-looking college students and grumpy journalists and we met a lot of amazing fans and talked with inspiring young leaders and drank ourselves into a sweaty lump of shivering badness. we came back with stories to tell and videos to show. also some really weird and mysterious bruises. check it out. [banjo music playing]

>> why do you think young people are so liberal? >> when you are young you tend to be more roplantic and -- homelessness, who wouldn't be for helping a guy out who is down on his luck? >> once you realization, you don't know everything and then you realize, nobody should be running everybody's life and you become conservative or on jeopardy. >> i have a problem with right-wing activist or left-wing activists because they take themselves so seriously. >> when you dig arianna huffingtonee blog, she is not stealing your thunder. she calls greg an ombudsman.

[inaudible] [inaudible] >> how are your cats? [inaudible]. >> you're on at, like, 3:00 in the morning, you would be grateful for a student to go to a college campus... what's the difference between proper and improper spending? i can't answer that.

>> proper -- proper table dancers, improper, strippers. [applause] >> proper before 11:00 p.m., or improper after 11:00 p.m. improper, something you can't do on your own. i think it always goes back to being the challenge sixty steres that was out of your control for ages, which is that you are not fun. and the other thing about being conservative, if you are married, don't go to craigslist for sex. if you hah to marry a liberal, who would it be? >> i can't answer that question. >> where do the ladies come from? i don't think i have to answer that.

>> where do babies come from? >> how come nobody invited me? >> what is the biggest joke and why? >> the biggest joke is that he says not to smoke. >> i have a question. >> sure. >> have you noticed how hot the girls are at c-pac this year? [cheers and applause] >> first of all -- i thought -- i don't see gender, so, really... [inaudible]. >> we can ask justin bieber.

>> i follow justin bieber on twitter and i often respond to him. the reason i do this -- [inaudible]. >> he follows him on twitter, he's hope to notice him. >> [cheers and applause] where are you guys partying tonight? >> where aren't we?! >> the "red eye" boys. they took me to some bar last night. >> you're joking. >> no, i'm not kidding. [banjo music continues] >> i don't know why you hate america.

>> isn't that lovely? look, andy's joined us. >> i'm on a three shot. that's a tv term -- >> among other things. andy, what was your fondest memory? >> my fondest memory was -- i had no idea i sounded that muffled. i have to work on my diction. >> greg: yes, you sounded terrible. >> i remember none of it. so it looked like we had a good time. i think it looks like we did okay, assuming that was really us. and that's all i know. >> greg: i have an interesting

question for s.c., you were there? >> i was, didn't have you a panel on saturday? what happened? >> i went out with and you i literally could not talk. >> i was the first to leave you -- of all of you. i was the first to leave to go home to my room, knowing i had a panel the next morning, but i couldn't talk. >> knowing that you are a rip-roaring drunk. you were starting to drink at noon that day. i had a show that day. >> didn't you steal a bottle of champagne? >> yes! >> you gave me a bottle of champagne to hold for and you never came back to claim it. >> that's when she ran away. >> i went home early. >> sounds like death to me. >> i was responsible. and if i was punished for it in the morning. >> how much did you drink? >> you know, comensurate with my body type. >> greg: i thought you stayed an extra day, through the tweets i saw, in which you were seen

entering often women's bathrooms. >> well, here's the thing, greg, i ghot a bladder the size of a dime. and the men's room was always occupied by andy and another dude. so i had to go in the women's room to do what nature asked me to do. >> i wasn't even there, so, you know -- >> yeah. you were in the bathroom. >> greg: we gotta take a break. when we return -- [chuckles] -- >> careful. witthe venture card from capital one, we get double miles on every purchase. so we earned a trip to vegas twice as fast! [ brays ] and since double miles add up fast, we can bring the whole gang. is caesar home? we get double miles every time we use our card, no matter what we're buying. thank you! thank you very much! [ garth ] it's hard to beat double miles! if anyone objects, let them speak now or forever hold their... [ bleats ] male announcer ] get the venture card from capital one. money magazins best rewards card if you aim to rack up airline miles. hat's in your wallet? cannonball!! [ clang ]

>> mail time. it's over between us. larry from pittsburgh leads things off... >> greg: all right. larry, you're a smart dude and i thank you for being a friend. but if you are a real pal, you would choose our show over your family and friends. if they don't get "red eye," they don't get you -- know the

way i get you. we are your new family now. as your new family, we expect some things. hop on the first bus to new york, bring your bank book and any prescription pain killers. your new life begins with us now. sam emails us... >> greg: sam, what if i don't want to keep up the good work? what are you going to do about it? just as i thought. nothing. powerful. mindy emails us... >> greg: i just had my ring finger and middle finger switched in an experimental surgery. i plan to do the same procedure to the front and back of my head, so i can watch people checking out my butt. complex, but it's worth it. jack from granger, indiana,

writes... >> greg: jack, that's not an ear piece, but my good friend, who i if you understand living near the train tracks one summer. there he is. all right. now he comes with me wherever i g. i love him. and he's as snug as a bug, chewing away part of my brain stem. it's why i smell colors and i taste noise. and now, another email... >> greg: all right. if you are going to write in and disguise yourself, use an email address another gpaltrop@gmail.com. and spell your name correctly. we will have the post-game

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>> you can watch us saturday night at 2:00 a.m. eastern time. coming up monday on the next "red eye," he served as white house correspondent many years, he's the congressional correspondent and major garret will be here in the studio. [sound effects]. >> now for the postgame wrapup. >> you headed to st. louis in a little bit? >> that's right. the mis attorney general and the law fair prospect are speaking about imications on u.s. national security. it will be a thrilling event. >> what is this? >> march 15 at the st. louis club. we are very grateful to the attorney general.

>> aren't we all? >> and me. >> hey, did you read any good books lately? >> funny you should ask... i try to read a book a week. >> this is one of the best books i have read in a long, long time. this is called many happy returns about h&r block by tom block. if you want to build a business and grow a business, you should read it. it's a great read about -- and it's tax time, everybody. that's my two cents. >> you are the only guy i know who would read a book about taxes. >> it's tax time. >> can we put that in edit? >> s.c., ready for daytona? >> ready as i'm going to be. tony started at 25. but it's okay. >> it doesn't matter down there. >> is itt doesn't. it's going to be exciting. >> is it weird race ago it's like couples racing. >> i was calling it date night. >> i like that. >> right?! >> the banter is adorable. are you going to